Wednesday, 10 September 2014

Finding out what i've let myself in for

So after our long day on the Saturday and a quick spot of late night cleaning, we were met at 8am to be taken to our new place of employment – Nanhai Experimental High School, the Affiliated School of South China University.  Firstly though, we were taken for an authentic Chinese breakfast – something I am in no hurry to have again – it was very rice heavy (like everything else here).  I really wish I’d taken a photo of it because I have no plans for round two and it might be pretty hard to describe – I’ll just have to try and sneak up on a local sometime when they are merrily digging in to breakfast a take a quick picture. OK, so break consisted of two dishes; the first dish tasted like rice which was transformed into rippled sheets and covered in soy sauce – this one wasn’t so bad but it’s pretty hard to keep hold of slippery rice sheets with chopsticks. The second dish on the other hand was, in my opinion, truly awful - 3 spoonfuls was my limit! The second dish was basically a giant dish of unflavoured, un-drained rice in lukewarm starchy water – call me a snob but sadly that’s not my idea of a tasty of nutritious breakfast!

After our disappointing first Foshan meal, we were taken on the 10 minute walk from our flats to the school.  The sheer numbers of staff who were happily smiling away whilst at work on a Sunday immediately told me that working in China was going to be different – I don’t think you would see teachers smiling on a Sunday in the UK if they had to be in work (but I could be wrong).  We were given a quick tour of the school complex; at the school there are about 3,500 pupils, and a lot of those would be boarders – so naturally the place in HUGE. The school has so many basketball nets I can’t even count them all (basketball is VERY popular here), there’s a 400m running track, badminton courts and a 50m swimming pool – and that’s just all the stuff outside – there’s a whole gym building we haven’t even investigated yet!  At the same time we were touring the school, the pupils were arriving fresh from their summer holidays ready to start school bright and early on the Monday.  I say fresh, the first graders had just finished a 5 day military camp.  Apparently this in supposed to instil discipline into them – time will soon tell.  So after our quick tour and mild panic that I was never going to be able to navigate the campus we were told that we started our teaching our new classes the next day – this put our minds into overdrive slightly trying to come up with ideas for lesson number 1.  However, before the teaching hats could be donned we had the police station to visit.  As foreigners, we had to register with the police ASAP when we arrived at our permanent address – there was a minor hitch in this plan though, the immigration department isn’t open on Sunday. So naturally we went to the supermarket instead to furnish our slightly sparse rooms. Before we left the school though we did acquire a kettle each, a basic necessity when you can’t drink the water straight from the tap, as well as a giant pack of toilet roll – it’s a wonderful feeling being in possession of a 10 pack of toilet roll when your down to your last paper hanky!

The school grounds

Taking advantage of the mini bus that was ferrying us about, we bought lots of bulky things (I bought a full length mirror - needs must), otherwise it would have meant taking this stuff on the bus; we just weren’t game for that!  A little noisy around the food isles also resulted in the most welcome find ever – Quaker’s porridge oats! Two of the 11 ELAs (English Learning Assistants aka unqualified teachers) in Foshan are Scottish, so we were pretty concerned about getting our porridge fix – thankfully the fears were unfounded.  After our awful Chinese breakfast, I’ve decided breakfast is the only meal of the day where I’m not planning on embracing local cuisine, and anyway a bowl of porridge is much more nutritious than a bowl of starchy white rice (it’s a good job they gave us microwaves!).

After our trip to the supermarket, it was time to start lesson planning – Thankfully this is where the TEFL training proved worth its weight in gold!  One of our trainers had given the idea of doing introductory ‘getting to know your new teacher’ lessons – and with no internet access this inspiration was invaluable.  So due to having no internet access my hobbies, interests and favourite things had to adapted to use the pictures I had access to. This meant that Haggis was my favourite western dish all week – which isn’t entirely untrue but trying to make Haggis sound nice can be a bit of a mission.

After a busy afternoon of lesson planning and room cleaning – it was definitely time to sample some of the many local eateries surrounding us. We plugged for the restaurant with the whole roast ducks hanging in the window – Tom is a bit of a duck fiend and I can see me turning into one as well.  Up until now we’d been spoilt in the fact that the menu of every place we had been too had pictures – this was no longer the case.  Currently our food vocabulary extends to being able to ask for rice, chicken and beer – vital things I know, but it doesn’t lead to much dietary variety.  Instead we managed to point at the picture of the duck on the wall and hoped for the best. It turns out I love the suspense of pointing at something and hoping for the best – and so far it’s resulted in pretty good food each time!  For the total sum of 15 Yuan (£1.50) we got soup, made with real duck stock (naturally), a big plate of duck breast meat, rice and some sort of green vegetable (it tasted a little like pak choi) and some complementary tea – we were pretty pleased with ourselves. 

After our feast we decided to do some exploring of the market across the street from us. We seem to have got pretty lucky, the mini supermarket and actual market will pretty much manage to provide us with everything we need for the year.  One of my aims for this year is to be able to fluently haggle for things at stalls and markets – so I’ll manage to get plenty of practice in here. The stalls in the market range from fish and meat, fruit and veg, and just about anything household.  On our way out of the market we walked past this lovely Chinese lady who was tucking into her meal of cooked fish (she works at the fish stall). Unexpectedly, she greeted us in English and then gestured for us to join her and share her food.  If we hadn’t been so full from her duck we would have taken her up on the offer but I think picking at her food due to her lack of appetite would have been more offensive than politely refusing.  So simultaneously we had to make the universal sign for being stuffed and pointing across the road at the duck restaurant – I really hope we didn’t offend her, she was still smiling when we left.  I think us pointing and cooing over her pet guinea, who was merrily nibbling away at some corn husks helped the situation – we did clarify if it was food or friend first though!

The view of Foshan from my flat window

I think it’s pretty fair to say I slept soundly that night and luckily the very hard mattresses that the Chinese all use are in favour of my love of a firm bed.

G x

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